Just when we thought we’d seen it all, we get Gunsticles — billed as the “pants down leader in Tactical Testicles.”

This is not a joke; you’re reading that correctly. Gunsticles has launched its flagship product: Tactical Testicles — rail-mounted novelty nuts for your tactical rifle.

“One day in the spring of 2016 I was looking at some AR-15s and I thought to myself, ‘Man, the Picatinny rail would be a great place to mount some nuts,'” said found Anthony Melis in a statement. “So, I searched the web to find a sculptor to digitally create the perfect set of balls, then hired various CAD designers to make a custom rail attachment to hold these perfect balls. We even made them swing for realistic effect.”

The unique design of Gunsticles Tactical Testicles allows them to attach to Picatinny or Weaver rails.

We feel the need to reiterate, this is not a joke.

“Really, what we are trying to do here is create a whole lineup of products for gun nuts who love gun nuts. Pun intended,” Melis said.

Designed “for the gun enthusiast with a great sense of humor,” the Tactical Testicles are available in both Dark Earth and Tactical Black. Both colors retail for $19.95.

For more information on the Tactical Testicles, please visit the Gunsticles website.

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